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Saturday, October 15, 2005

Ohhh Mannn, I've Been Tagged!


1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
my bloodshot eyes

2. How much money do you have on you?Hmm...it looks like I just have , uh, yes, some lint in my pocket..

3. What's the first word that comes to mind that rhymes with "TEST?"
pest

4. favorite plant?
venus fly trap

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
I dont return calls..



6. What is your ringtone?

just old school, ring, ring, ring

7. What shirt are you wearing right now?

grey t- with a tan flannel( over easy..)


9. The brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
socks with holes please....


10. Bright or Dark Room?
candles only....

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
? Ah, ya know , she's a real dog...


12. Ever "spilled the beans?"

on my lap tonight during dinner

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
falling into a coma....

14. What does the last text message you received on your cell phone say?

sorry, old school cell phone...no text message

15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups?"
yes, and often


16. What's a saying that you say a lot?
put your hands where I can see them....


17. Who told you they loved you last?
my dog( she licked me when I took her for a walk so she could go in the orchard)


18. Last person you hooked up with?
my wife?hmmmm, let me think about that..


19. Last furry thing you touched?
my , you know....


20. How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days?
define drugs...naw, just red wine and coffee

21. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
none, got me a digital camera...

22. Favorite age you have been so far?
26...no job...no responsibilities..livin in a beach shack ..finally got me a sexy redhead...

23. Your worst enemy?
my alarm clock

24. What is your current desktop picture?
at home ,some South Asian workers, at work, Napoleon

25. What was the last thing you said to someone?
how do you spell Napoleon?

26. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?
give me the money


27. Are you in love with someone?
of course...yes

I am not going to tag anyone, because if I do, the pie Nazi will chase me with the rolling pin.

6 Comments:

At 8:26 PM, Blogger S said...

Hey Mr. Ratburn, what happened to #8? And, what do you mean you have to think about if that last person you hooked up with was your wife?

That does it, i'm getting the rolling pin......

 
At 8:40 PM, Blogger Logophile said...

Hey! It should be said with reverence that I am a dog, dang it!
And you took your puppy to the orchard, what a good man you are!!

 
At 9:48 PM, Blogger Stephanie said...

LMAO!! But I'm so confussed! Bare is Mrs. Ratburn???? ARGH!!!!!

 
At 6:05 AM, Blogger lime said...

i thought mrs ratburn was a brunette?? that picture is scary. what the hell is on ratburn's head?? tag bar, tag bare. let's presurre her until she caves in! great list ratburn

 
At 6:59 AM, Blogger S said...

Hey, I thought I was a brunette too? What is going on here?
Yes, bare is Mrs. Ratburn....and when I met Mr. Ratburn, my hair was very, very red...because I have been using henna for 22 years......anyway......where's my rolling pin?

 
At 12:59 PM, Blogger Logophile said...

Mr. Ratburn,
Arthur really does deserve a break, sometimes we dogs really do eat the homework.
Especially when they rub it in chicken drippings.

 

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